One Way To Diet.......

Is to be forced to eat nothing but nonfat foods or be in so much pain you want to die. I mean, that IS one way,now isn't it?
And yeah, it pretty much works. I always said I'd DO X Y or Z if I HAD to......but let's face it, most diets are not HAVE TO.
This one is.
I still have to get surgery, but I'm fairly content eating nothing until then because it's keeping the pain at bay. The worst thing is, I can feel the gallbladder. Like right now - I just barely feel it. Just a bit.
And it's saying Don't You DARE eat a normal dinner or I will twist you inside out just to hear you scream.
Thus, I comply.

I better lose some weight outta this.